alphiewolf:

kayteesometimes:

tangledbeast:

A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.

"Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf."

"Yes,"he replies "I am a were"

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flitterling:

British Columbia, Canada, by James Wheeler

inbox me a fairy tale

  • Snow White: Do you consider yourself pretty?
  • Sleeping Beauty: How many hours do you sleep each night?
  • Cinderella: Do you have a curfew?
  • Rapunzel: Do you like being outside?
  • Little Red Riding Hood: Do you trust strangers easily?
  • The Wolf and the seven little Goats: Are you easily fooled?
  • The Seven Ravens: Do you have any siblings? How is your relationship to them?
  • Beauty and the Beast: What makes a person beautiful in your eyes?
  • The Little Mermaid: What sacrifice would you bring for love?
  • The Frog Prince: What do you find disgusting?
  • Jack and the Beanstalk: What plants are in your room?
  • Puss in Boots: Do you have a pet? Do you want one?
  • Rumpelstiltskin: What is the meaning of your url?
  • Bluebeard: Name one character flaw!
  • Pinocchio: What is your greatest wish?
  • Peter Pan: What is your (mental) age?
  • The Star Money: What is your most prized possession?
  • Golden Mary and Pitch Mary: Are you more of a lazy person or do you work hard?
  • The Snow Queen: Who is your best friend and what would you do for them?
  • Godfather Death: What qualities do you think make a good parent?
  • The Twelve Dancing Princesses: Do you like to go on parties?
  • The Emperor's New Clothes: Do you care much about your clothes?
  • The Valiant Little Tailor: Do you think of yourself as brave?
  • The Princess and the Pea: Are you a squeamish person?
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

shatterstag:

slaymate:

It’s been over two weeks since mankind failed to vote for “Persephone” as a name for one of Pluto’s moons - my way of coping with the disappointment was drawing Hades’ reaction, obviously.

this is adorable

  • Me watching firefly: wash looks unwell
  • Me watching serenity: wash looks really unwell

Fall Out Boy Songs for the Signs

shitthesignssay:

  • Aries- The Phoenix
  • Taurus- Grand Theft Autumn
  • Gemini- Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying
  • Cancer- A Little Less 16 Candles, A Little More “Touch Me”
  • Leo- “The Take Over, The Breaks Over”
  • Virgo- Sugar, We’re Goin Down
  • Libra- America’s Suitehearts
  • Scorpio- Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things to Do Today
  • Sagittarius- Thnks fr th Mmrs
  • Capricorn- Fame < Infamy
  • Aquarius- Dance, Dance
  • Pisces- 20 Dollar Nose Bleed
Wait. Do you have to eat it all in one go? Like, how do you divide it?

Wait. Do you have to eat it all in one go? Like, how do you divide it?

all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

lordtrash:

If I ever like your sad post

It is support

I am not enjoying your tears

estavs:

thefarfire:

jr-abraxas:

ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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I do not have the power within me to not reblog this. 

Christ almighty

he only has ultra thin?

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour